I dont think the club could ever handle me

My name is Beth, and i'm just too amazing.

home message me ask.fm

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meanwhile in canada..

makemeavictim:

one time i was on neds declassified school survival guide. here’s a picture^

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senpai-dixie-kong:

its-a me twerkio

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andrewzachsonjihad:

they finaly found condoms ur size

str8nochaser:

pixiepaperdollcartoon:

luv1direction28:

Just thought this was needed.

And let’s not forget that one of Adele’s breakup songs included the line “I wish nothing but the best for you two” whereas one of Taylor’s breakup songs (which are apparently all she knows how to write) included the line “go ahead and tell your friends I’m obsessive and crazy, I’ll tell mine you’re gay”.
I think that contrast there sums it up pretty well.

Holy shit, they are the same age. The maturity difference is STAG.GER.ING.

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